All The Heterosexual Nonsense I Was Forced To Endure | Patrick Lenton | Substack

I'm giving away signed copies of all my books, for you, the love of my life

Mar 16

you want some "reality tv"? well the reality is that I'm very sad

Mar 16

If I got trapped in the wilderness with my school chums, I would have cut my own leg off and eaten it

Mar 28

This show is all about saying sorry for party rocking

Mar 9

this is where we get to recommend things

and

Mar 2

I thought I wanted these buff koreans to snap my spine, but turns out I want them to snap me out of it (it being my flop era)

Feb 23

we're going back in time.... to 2013... excavating some classic heterosexuals from days of yore

Feb 19

the new harry potter game has become a flashpoint for cultural debate about trans rights. you also can't spell "legacy" without "legs" and "ass".

Feb 9

I would fall in love with Murray Bartlett because he looks like a really fungi

Feb 2

All the heterosexual nonsense I was forced to endure... throughout time

and

Jan 30

And just like that it was over... like a summer storm... full of brief sound and fury, then only to evaporate forever

Jan 29

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All The Heterosexual Nonsense I Was Forced To Endure

Rebecca Shaw and Patrick Lenton watch TV and make our silly little jokes.

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