All the heterosexual nonsense I was forced to endure during episode THIRTEEN (probably?) of Married At First Sight

no.

Feb 16, 2022

∙ Paid

When people warned that watching MAFS would take a psychological toll on me and Patrick, I scoffed. It’s just reality TV! I have watched so much absolute trash reality television in my life, and my brain remains perfect and normal.

scientists on a zoom talking about how beautiful my brain is

I definitely have not loved the episodes I have seen thus far, …

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