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All the heterosexual nonsense I was forced to endure during episode TEN (probably?) of Married At First Sight

All the heterosexual nonsense I was forced to endure during episode TEN (probably?) of Married At First Sight

it's heterosexual nonsense to constantly change what night this stupid show is on

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All the heterosexual nonsense I was forced to endure during episode TEN (probably?) of Married At First Sight
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“Where’s my recap!!! i can’t get off without my recap!!! If you don’t write the recap, my grandma will DIE and she’s the only one that knows the secret code!!!!”

That’s a sample of some of the messages I got this week, and I apologise. The idea was that Bec would recap mondays, I would recap thursdays. Except the show didn’t happen this week on Thursday, for no reason that I can see. So… sorry. Looks like I’ll do sunday instead.

UPDATE: So I looked up the TV guide and it said that the show started at 8 tonight… and it did not. WHAT IS HAPPENING. Anyway, I watched enough.

the face of a man who watched half an episode of mafs accidentallly

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