All the LA nonsense I was forced to endure during episode NINE of Selling Sunset s5

the one where Bec types for Patrick

Hello glorious beautiful readers!! We are up to episode NINE of this damn show, and there are merely a couple of episodes left before we wrap up this Selling Sunset journey! Most importantly, of course, has been the journey of Chrishell coming out as queer, and the peak of that journey happened in recent days, when she was awarded an MTV Movie Award. All gay people’s dream.

okay hot!!

It was actually quite cute, in her speech she said she knows people voted for this after she came out, and it meant a lot to her. In other cute news, Patrick Lenton has an acute pain constantly shooting through his elbow, after smashing it on the road and breaking it.

Patrick slipping on a banana peel

Because you’ve had a lot of me recently, we’re changing it up for this recap and I’ve offered to assist Patrick in saying some of this thoughts about this episode. I am going to be his hands, as he can’t currently type.

the secrete garden

So, he has sent me a series of voice memos (I assume deranged), and I am going to type them out for you to read with your little peepers.

This is just going to be some thoughts Patrick had, who knows how this will go, or if it will make sense, but who cares! The world is ending! Patrick is in normal font and my additions will be in italics. Lez go!