All the LA nonsense I was forced to endure during episode SIX of Selling Sunset s5

Turns out women really can have it all (jobs)

Hello and howdy (this is my new greeting. if we were in person, it also features a sassy hand on hip). Hello… and HOWDY *hip pop*.

If you’re in Australia, happy election day! A very merry democracy to you. I went and voted yesterday because there was a loud man chopping down trees near my window and I couldn’t concentrate enough to work, and I needed an excuse to leave the house. Democracy can be procrastination. It’s HARD being the most sensitive man in the world. Right now I’m sitting in my lounge room, which I have traditionally avoided because it’s too gloomy, and guess what: it’s too light now.

ANYWAY. I like to think of you all coming back from the voting booths, all fired up on civic responsibility, and looking forward to a lovely Selling Sunset recap.