All the LA nonsense I was forced to endure during episode SEVEN of Selling Sunset s5

Salbanese Sunset

Hello my little friends, I see you there in the computer, looking at me! Don’t get too excited, I have my laptop at an angle so that I remain in the dominant position. Anyway as you can probably tell already, I’m under the influence! Which influence? That’s for you to figure out, Charles, Mabel, and Oliver! Those are the characters from Only Murders In The Building, I hope you have seen that. Unrelated: I’m in a great mood because currently outside it is pouring rain and cars are non-stop beeping at each other, and it’s just so nice to be back in Sydney.

It actually is, and the return has been made even better by the fact that Scott Morrison and various other little rodents were voted out this week, replaced by a slightly better set of little rodents. But when I think about how depressing it would have been if the more evil little rodents won, I want to give each new little rodent a tiny kiss on the head. Just one!!! And don’t get used to it.

me, wearing my new lip gloss from Sportsgirl

The other big news is this:

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That’s right, THREE bachelors!

As Patrick said, the season where they tried sisters as Bachelorettes was, we think, a complete dud. You don’t have any time to form connections with anyone, or care about the lead finding love. But, going from the info I have about these three men, I will probably not care regardless, so oh well.

I am curious how it will work, I’m now wondering if they saw the recent reboot of Joe Millionaire, where two men (one rich) dated one pool of women. It received a lot of good reviews specifically because of the relationship between the two men across the show. If there are three suitors and one group of women, that would be really interesting. But I could have just invented this entire thing in my own brain. We’ll see! But for now, we are back at Selling Sunset, in an episode that saw a lot more houses and real estate talk than usual.

EDIT: It is a couple of hours later, and I am no longer as under the influence. Let’s find out who annoyed me or didn’t during ep SEVEN of Selling Sunny.