All the LA nonsense I was forced to endure during episode TEN of Selling Sunset s5

Hello one and all!!!! It’s me Bec, one of your intrepid guides who have brought you along the dangerous trek through the overly developed and smog-filled hills of Los Angeles during this season of Selling Sunset.

me and you

This is the TENTH and FINAL episode of Selling Sunset (besides the reunion next week), and although not much has happened in season 5 so far, I am excited about what the finale holds.

Thank you so much to all of you for coming along with us this season, through our ups and downs (Patrick falling Down and fucking Up his bones), and we hope you’ve enjoyed it. In a few weeks we will be back to our OG content, recapping The Bachelor!!! We are excited about the season, and the amount of men there will be to make fun of.

Also, in what I believe was a sign from the gods, while very under the influence and on my way to the toilets at a big queer party in Sydney on the weekend, I passed Kurt from the last season of The Bachelorette!

kurt

Did he look stressed and was walking fast holding onto a woman’s hand tightly to show that he isn’t gay? Perhaps. But he was there, and it felt like a strange dream moment, and I now believe the upcoming season of The Bachelor will be the best one ever, or perhaps the worst one, which will still be fun for us.

ANYWAY, back to Selling Sunset. Let’s dive in and see what this finale holds!! Who will be friends with whom, who will sell a house (nobody cares), who will scoop the Oppenheim Twins up and carry them around in their pocket, and of course - who will annoy me! If I hear the word empanadas in this episode I am going to absolutely crack it. Let’s go!