All the LA nonsense I was forced to endure during episode THREE of Selling Sunset

Let's go lesbians

Hello friends!! Apologies for the missing recaps last week, I moved countries from Aotearoa back to Australia, and Patrick was sick. Not sure what kind of sick but I assume based on his -entire vibe- that he had consumption and had to be sent away to a farm to be fattened up and see some sun.

Patrick and his girlfriend

In any case, I am back back back again and ready to dive into the thrills, spills and chills of Los Angeles real estate. The biggest news since the last recap where I reported on the rumours about Chrishell dating Aussie muso G-Flip is that the relationship HAS BEEN CONFIRMED!!

The two have been travelling around, doing gay shit, posting on social media, and having some really cute times together.

Chrishell has been public and open about the relationship, and even went on Instagram stories and made some jokes about coming out of the closet. Like obviously, I am going to love just about any situation where someone who I thought was straight or was previously straight gets into a queer situation, but I especially love this. Selling Sunset is an exceedingly heterosexual show with very heterosexual sensibilities, and it’s always really nice to see someone like Chrishell existing in that world take a turn and explore her sexuality! Anyway this is all happening as we speak so isn’t going to be covered in the current season we are recapping, but I will view every incident through this new lens.

So let’s get into it! As always I will be covering the episode based on who annoyed me most to least…..let’s do it.