All the LA nonsense I was forced to endure during episode EIGHT of Selling Sunset s5

Indecent Proposals

Helllllloooooooo fam! How are you? Each of you tell me, individually, I want to know. Apologies for the radio blog silence this week, our dear friend and co-recapper Patrick broke bones in his precious long body!!!!! He was dressed slutty and queer and fell over in the street I assume while sashaying and yelling ‘yoo hoo boys!!!’ while waving a hankie.

Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton

Ladies she slayed too close to the sun

But don’t worry, he saved the bottle of champagne he was holding! It’s true what they say, some don’t wear capes, they wear something really gay. He didn’t smash the wine, he simply smashed his elbow to smithereens and can’t do vital things like dancing the Macarena, or typing at all.