The top 10 best tweets from Week 2 of The Bachelorette

It is a competition, and the winner receives the best prize in the world: my esteem

You know what, I’m SICK of hiding who I am and it’s time I came out of the closet — yes, I am a Virgo.

God, it’s sickening how exceptional virgos are at all times, we are clean, organised, emotionally repressed gods amongst mortals. But above all, we are JUDGEMENTAL. God, I love to critique and rank and organise.

But it also means that praise from us is w…