Weird little guys and very old swords

and all the Nonsense we were forced to endure over August

If you’re new here, first off - welcome. Hello, your presence has been prophesied, mud-covered peasants whispering your name in their depressing huts, old witches in caves reading your name in the foul smokes from their fires, blind seers dreaming about you and awakening trembling. But I’m personally very happy to see you!

Every month we do a paid subscriber only edition of the newsletter, which has some features that change according to whim - but usually some thoughts or a letter from me, Patrick Lenton, your friend and confidante. Maybe a slide show of precious memories. Maybe a map to cursed treasure. Maybe some new thoughts I’ve had about Gilmore Girls. This is that newsletter.