Would you like to win some books about hot lizards and weird bats and lies, because I love you?

I'm giving away signed copies of all my books, for you, the love of my life

Look, Bec and I often say how much we adore our newsletter people. We should should of a name for you all - Heteros? Nonnas? hetty non-nons?

Anyway, I just got sent a bunch of my first book of short stories because they were “taking up too much space” in my publisher’s apartment - it’s a glamorous business! And I decided to donate some signed copies for a fundraiser for Turkey, and then I thought - well hell, I might as well keep signing! Might as well cobble together another pack of bestselling* books for my gorgeous hetty non-non community.

*ok selling

my publisher being slowly squashed to death by my annoying books

So what I’m giving away is a pack of my signed books - the short story collection A Man Made Entirely of Bats, the short essay collection Uncle Hercules and Other Lies, and my most recent short story collection Sexy Tales of Paleontology. I will send it to you.