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The unbearable bigness and hugeness of Jack Reacher
the man is big and huge enough to never feel loneliness and that worries me
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Patrick Lenton
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February 2024

If your entire life blows up you might as well watch New Girl
On friendship, chaos and heartbreak, and Nick Miller fist-pumping to Cotton Eye Joe
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January 2024

It feels insane for streaming services to be cancelling shows like Our Flag Means Death in this era
In this era of peak streaming saturation, why are they shooting themselves in the dick with a pirate gun or whatever?
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The case for Jacob Elordi as the first ever Bond Boy
A 'Bond Girl" is a reductive trope where beautiful women are reduced to sexual objects for James Bond films, so clearly we need a Bond Boy to finally…
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December 2023

The best entertainment of 2023: The brilliant storytelling of Dimension 20
Through a long year, this podcast/ video show was my constant and delightful companion
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The best queer TV of 2023 that made me say "slay" in a non derogatory way
gays and theys... we are eating at the moment
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The best TV shows of 2023 that made me enjoy being alive
It's the end of the year so let's try to remember television
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November 2023

Stop touching the dark one's taint
It's funny to remember the gender panic happening in The Wheel of Time
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September 2023

I am begging TV shows to ignore fans
And just like that, Che Diaz stopped being a character, and became a way for the writers to yell at their own audience
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July 2023

John Mulaney thinks likability is a jail - but the real problem is that relatable humour is a trap
Likability isn't just a jail, it's a business model
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May 2023

The six-page stage transphobic stage play that was sent to my email: THE INTERNET IS STUPID
EXIT: pursued by a terf
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Help I am in a coming of age narrative but I am also close to the grave
Somebody Somewhere taught me that we never stop coming of age, we just die
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